PENNY MILLIONAIRE

After 232 years, they're retiring the penny.
Before it goes, let's do something ridiculous.

The ask

ONE PENNY.TWO PEOPLE.ONE MONTH.ONE MILLIONAIRE.

The PlanDrop your penny
1

Drop it

One penny. One tap. No account, no card, nothing to sign up for.

2

Ask two

Write two first names, or twenty. Invites are free and there is no cap. You send the links. No bots, ever.

3

Watch it go

Your branch grows while you sleep, or it does not.

4

See the number

Whatever happens gets published, flattering or not.

One penny. Total, not each time.

The invites are free and there is no limit on them. Ask two, ask two hundred — it is the only lever you have, and it costs nothing to pull.

Every penny goes to one person this month. You get nothing for asking anyone. That is the whole experiment. Not a charity, nothing here is tax-deductible, and nobody is paid for anything.

0
PENNIES DROPPED
one each, one a day
0
PARTICIPANTS
$0.00
SETTLED
counted by hand
0
ACTIVE BRANCHES
—
BRANCHING FACTOR
how many degrees deep

Day 1. One guy, one penny. The tree starts here. How this is counted →

The Copper Kingdom — it gets built here.

Every 1,000 pennies collected lays one block. Bring one, bring a thousand, or as many as you would like. Blocks appear with every 1,000 pennies, which makes the progress something you can actually see.

The wall is empty. That is the honest picture.

DROP ONE. ASK TWO.

DROP ONE. ASK TWO.

The United States stopped minting the penny. The last one was struck on November 12, 2025, and there will be no more. The hundred and fourteen billion already in circulation are still legal tender and still spend. The bill to retire the cent for good has passed the House and sits in the Senate now.

The Treasury asked Americans to spend their pennies. I'm asking you spend one here, and watch it grow.

Where the idea came from, and the whole plan →

Drop your penny →

One penny, a real one. Venmo opens with it already filled in. No account here, no card on this site, nothing to sign up for.

Sling some copper

No card, no checkout, no processor. These send straight from your phone to mine, and none of them charge a fee, so every penny you send is a penny that arrives. That is the only way this experiment is honest.

The ask is a real penny — one cent, sent from your phone, and that is the whole price of admission. If you would rather keep your cent, a symbolic drop still counts you as a participant; it just does not move the jar. Either way, giving buys you nothing at all, which is the point.

Sending 250 pennies. No fee on any of these, so every one arrives.

VenmoCash AppNo processor fee

Places to go from here

The only money nobody bends down for.

That is the whole reason this might work. A penny has become obsolete rather than worthless. A nuisance. Nobody weighs one up, nobody remembers giving one away. Need one, take one. We leave them behind for the next person out of convenience.

The arithmetic, though, checks out. One becomes two becomes four. Thirty rounds of that is more than a billion people, and thirty-three passes everyone alive. Everyone knows that part. The question is whether people do it, and nobody has ever put a number on the answer.

That number is at the top of this page. It updates as it happens and it will be disappointing for a while, because the early days of a doubling always are. Drop yours, ask your two, then check your branch to see how many generations deep you went and how many people you are personally responsible for. You may find it funny.

It's a joke until it isn't.

Six degrees of Makin' Bacon! Let's Go!